attr_reader :title, :subtitle, :meta, :content
title = Ferris Bueller
subtitle = You have seen it, right?
meta = 25 May 2011 - Eugene, Oregon
“Sometimes, people just happen. They were friends one day, then the next, they’re strangers. Luckily thanks to evolution, a new friend joins your social circle. This is how single serving friend don’t hurt, this is how you can breathe each day.”
Honestly, I don’t know why I think this is in any way clever. I think I just amuse myself too much. If you’re so compelled, let me know what you think.